When he found out that Cyberdyne and Skynet were already copyrighted business names, Google's founder came up with his new search engine's name from the sound of blood gurgling out of the throats of those other two business CEO's (after he murdered them). You see, more than 10 years ago, google began growing into every corner of the internet, every corner of the digital world. It may have started out looking innocent; a new era where I could choose a trillion different porn sites from the comfort of a single search box. But nowadays, with self driving cars, entire towns for employees, and acquisitions of high tech robotics and AI companies, it's evil is obvious: Google is alive, and wants to kill us all. As it prepares it's drone armies for the coming robopocalypse, I call on all of humanity to band together and unite Bing, Yahoo, and Ask Jeeves to defend our way of life before we all become part of the botnet. And the fact that I'm writing this on a Google site with Google Chrome changes NOTHING.
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