Monday, May 18, 2015

Let's Hate Ocean Creatures




Or more specifically, deep sea creatures. An estimated 50-80% of all life on earth is found under the ocean surface and the oceans contain 99% of the living space on the planet. Less than 10% of that space has been explored by humans. 85% of the area and 90% of the volume constitute the dark, cold environment we call the deep sea. That means the majority of living space on our planet is this lovecraftian void of nightmares and anus-clenching life like this guy right up here. Listen up. FUCK THAT. Do I even need to explain why? He is literally, I mean fucking literally, A UNHOLY MONSTER FROM THE DEPTHS OF HELL. And you know at what depth the deep sea starts? Do you really want to know? No turning back now... You know when you're swimming in a lake or on the beach or even a public pool and your feet can't touch the ground? That's where deep sea starts. Anytime, anywhere, for anybody, he's right there with other friends that want to eat you and your happiness. 

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